REAL CARBON FIBER PADDLES · CA$180
A Funky Paddles carbon fiber paddle resting at the net of a pistachio court, the brand van parked behind

Meet you at the net.

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The paddles

Three ways to be the fun one.

Every paddle is a real paddle first: carbon fiber face, comfy grip, honest weight. The print is the personality.

The Pink Paddle

CA$180

Pink, pickles, zero chill. The one that started it all.

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The Cheetah

CA$180

Spots on cream. Your outfit talks before your serve does.

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The Palm

CA$180

A vacation printed on a paddle. Chill until match point.

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Make it a set

Doubles partners who match win the warm-up.

Two paddles, one checkout, CA$360. Pick your pair:

Every paddle, fully loaded.

Carbon fiber face

Real bite on the ball, real spin on your serves.

16 mm honeycomb core

6 mm thicker than standard, for feel that lasts long rallies.

Hand-wrapped grip

Comfy from the first serve, grippy to the last.

USA Pickleball approved

Tournament-legal gear under the loud print.

Pick your personality.

All three paddles lined up in a diner booth beside a milkshake The Whole Crew

Why we exist

Serious paddles. Unserious prints.

Walk past any court and every paddle is the same paddle: black, gray, maybe a brave little stripe. We make the other kind. Real carbon fiber gear that wins points and starts conversations in the same rally.

Three prints, one standard: if it is not fun to pull out of the bag, it does not get made.

Meet the paddles
A coupe glass of pickles balanced on The Pink Paddle at the net

The ball always finds its way home.

Golden hour, long rallies.

Out here making friends.

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Three burnt-orange pickleballs resting on the court line The Pink Paddle hanging on a pistachio pegboard wall The Pink Paddle beside roller skates on a rink floor The Pink Paddle leaning on the van's chrome bumper A dog saying hello to The Cheetah on court A coupe glass of pickles balanced on The Pink Paddle at the net A player peeking over The Palm The van at a drive-in at dusk, paddle resting by the wheel

Fair questions.

The questions worth asking, answered straight.

01

Do they actually play well?

Yes. Every paddle has a carbon fiber face over a 16 mm polypropylene honeycomb core, a full 6 mm thicker than a standard paddle, so you get real feel and ample power through the longest rallies. Hand-wrapped grip, USA Pickleball approved. The print is the only unserious part.

02

How does ordering work?

Hit Buy, and you are in a regular Shopify checkout: cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Shop Pay. Takes about a minute. No accounts, no checkout maze.

03

Which one should I get?

The Pink Paddle is the icon. The Cheetah is the loudest. The Palm is the chillest. There is no wrong answer, only your answer.

04

Can I order a pair?

Absolutely. Open any paddle’s photos to bump the quantity, or grab a ready-made two-paddle set in the Make it a Set section. Doubles partners who match win the warm-up.

05

How do I keep it looking fresh?

Wipe the face with a damp cloth, keep it out of a hot car, and the print stays loud for seasons. It earns the compliments either way.

06

Is this a good gift?

It is the gift. Pickleball people already own socks.

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New prints are in the works. Say hi and we will keep you posted.

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